Kirstie
Against Kirstie’s better judgement, Jarl pulled his ship right up to the small docks on the river’s edge. Kirstie did not say anything, though. Jarl was captain of his own ship. The coast looked ragged and washed out from the storm tide so maybe that small backwater bay they stopped in with Rune got washed out. The village appeared to have caught some of it, but the river pushed back against the worst of it. When they docked, Kirstie caught sight of the soldiers by the village warehouse. Three men sat quietly on horseback in that place. It was not hard to pick out the man in charge. Two dozen roughly armed villagers also crowded into the area, so Kirstie had an idea.
Kirstie and Yrsa changed their fairy weave clothes to the dresses they wore before, Kirstie’s being blue and Yrsa’s being hunter green. Jarl, Leif, and most of the men were up to the rail, sizing up their opponents. Jarl hardly blinked to see Kirstie in a dress. Leif drew in his breath but did not make a sound this time as Kirstie leaned forward on the railing and shouted before anyone else could say anything.
“Hello friends. It is me and my maid Yrsa again.” Yrsa translated for the Saxons while the men on horseback looked surprised to hear a woman’s voice. “I hope everything is all right after that terrible storm. Is there anything we can do to help?”
One village man stepped forward with several others, and he appeared to smile. “We lost a family to the tide, but we mostly weathered it well. How about you? Are you needing repairs again?”
“We have a broken railing and a tear in the sail. We may need a new mast. I’m not sure. That was a real scary storm. So, who is your friend? He looks like a nice man.”
“Sir Rolph of Hambourg. His father is lord of the castle, and his cousin is the bishop in Hambourg. Someone told about your last visit and his father sent him to watch the shore.”
“I am Lady Kristina of Strindlos and a faithful Christian woman. It is a pleasure to meet such a fine knight on my journey. I never would have imagined it. We are a simple merchant ship headed for the Norse Shore with skins and grain. Alas, we are not a rich people, but we would pay for any repairs if it doesn’t cost too much. Oh, and do not be fooled by the armor and weapons we carry. These are rough and hearty men to sail the sea, but there are pirates on the seas, you know.”
“And some lovely cargo to defend,” Jarl interjected.
“You are Danish?” Sir Rolph asked. He did not sound all that friendly.
“Norwegian,” Kirstie said. “From far to the north. Out of reach of our king, Harald Fairhair. Up where the bears are white, and the seals are fat.”
“And what is it you are trading for?” Sir Rolph continued.
“Silver, gold, and jewels are always nice. I won’t lie to you. But honestly, we are mostly looking for good plows and farm implements, quality textiles, glassware, and maybe some wine. We want things that will be useful for my people. Most of my people are simple farmers and fishermen, the same as most of yours, I would guess.”
She watched as Sir Rolph’s face softened a bit and he nodded before he asked another question. “Slaves?”
“No.” Kirstie said quickly. “We have some thralls, but ours is a hard land and the winters are long. Help in the fields and with the fishing nets is nice, but slaves need to be housed, clothed, and fed all year long and most families cannot afford that.” It was true enough.
Sir Rolph nodded, like he was satisfied.
Sir Rolph leaned over and talked to the villagers, and Yrsa, with her good elf ears, heard and reported. “He said we could come ashore if we behaved.”
“May we come ashore?” Kirstie asked in her sweetest voice, using the man’s own words.
“Come on. You are welcome to visit.”
Jarl immediately turned to the men. “If you go ashore, leave your weapons on the ship. No weapons. They won’t trust you, and some may try to provoke you, but you just smile and be nice. We don’t want to be the ones to provoke anything. Hopefully, we can repair and move on without trouble. No stealing. And no getting drunk. It will only be for a couple of days so any man who gets drunk or causes trouble will be dumped on the Frisian shore where you probably won’t live long. And any man who causes so much trouble that they arrest you, we will sail off and let you get hung, so be nice and friendly and we will be on our way.” He turned a sly eye to Kirstie.
Kirstie gave it her best, goofy grin. “We go with our strengths,” she said, put her pointed finger to her chin, and curtseyed, humbly to her captain. Jarl laughed before he gave her instructions.
“You just keep this Sir Rolph and the village council entertained until we are ready to sail. That is all.”
Kirstie nodded and lowered the front of her dress a smidgen to show her young breasts just a smidgen more. Yrsa was not doing that.
When two days passed, and the ship was fully repaired, Kirstie came up the plank and stopped. “Permission to come aboard, Captain,” she said and curtseyed low, looking down, her face full of humility. The men all looked and liked what they saw. Jarl played along.
“Permission granted.”
Kirstie smiled and immediately called out, so her armor replaced her dress and her weapons arrived with the armor. She looked ready for battle. She reached down to the deck, picked up some dirt on her fingers and smudged her face. “Ah, that’s better,” she said and went to her bench, storing her weapons beneath, so she could sit comfortably at her oar. A few men and Jarl laughed, but most just looked disappointed.
When they rowed out into the bay far enough to set the sail, Jarl and Leif came to Kirstie with a question, but Kirstie spoke first. “So, we got the railing fixed, a few new benches and a new steering board along with a new mast, and all for the price of a reasonable bundle of furs.”
“And you got a keg of wine, besides,” Yrsa added.
“Yes,” Leif said. “Some of us were wondering how you entertained Sir Rolph so well for those days.”
“Captain Dombert asked me to marry him,” Kirstie said with a big grin. “Yrsa had to tell three men that she was already married.”
“Only two,” Yrsa objected. “The third one got told by one of his friends.”
Kirstie sounded serious. “Look, we got a room at the inn and they left us alone, mostly. We ate in the hall with the knight, his officers, and the council. There were wives there. We had pleasant conversation.”
Yrsa put on a sweet voice. “Oh, the weather is so lovely since the storm. Everything is so fresh and clean. Why I just love roses. My, what pretty flowers.” She batted her eyes and looked at Kirstie.
Kirstie nodded and said, “It was torture. You better appreciate it and understand that probably won’t work again. Yrsa and I already had contact with those villagers and kept our word to them, so they sort of knew us. To be honest, I shared the smallest piece of amber I could find with Sir Rolph on the second day. I got the keg of wine in return, so you can claim it for the ship if you want.”
“Best keep it closed up for now. We don’t need some drunk falling overboard. I imagine the dolphins are well away by now.”
Kirstie nodded. “But I have a question in return. Captain Stenson kept reminding me that he was the captain of his ship and could negotiate things just fine for himself, but you took one look at me and went right along with everything I said. Why was that?”
Leif the skipari interrupted. “We did not have to fight. No one got hurt except Sten got a splinter. We got everything we wanted, and it only cost a small bundle of furs. They even filled our water barrel and gave us some smoked meat for the journey. Plus, we now have a future trading port on the Elbe. Who can complain about that?” Leif could not imagine anyone having anything bad to say about what happened.
Jarl looked more thoughtful. “We go with our strengths. I understand that very well. I have no problem with that.”
Kirstie understood while Jarl and Leif returned to the rear and the steering board to make sure the ship was headed in the right direction. When they were gone, Old Man Skarde turned to the women and whispered. He had traded so he could sit in front of Yrsa and keep an eye on protecting the women if needed.
“You know,” he said. “Seeing you two dressed properly is the only problem. The crew was wary about you. Some of them were scared of you if you know what I mean. Your return from the sea and talk of the god of the sea like he was your friend put the fear of the gods in many of them. But now, seeing you dressed like the attractive women you are may be giving some crew members some second thoughts.
“You think we are attractive?” Yrsa asked.
Old Man Skarde frowned before he let out a small laugh.
“Well,” Kirstie said flatly. “As long as they don’t act on their thoughts. I would hate to have to kill them.”
Old Man Skarde paused and stared for a moment before he let out a genuine laugh and turned back around.































