Series: Tales of the Other Earth Tale: Halloween Story part 19 M/F Story

            Arosa slammed the gym door against the wall, her wings fluttering with agitation, but she did not have the energy to keep them still as all her energy was eaten up with anger and upset.

            “My lady, please.”  Barten-Cur was on her heels.  “They will all be restored at nine o’clock, but any that you change before then will remember.”

            Arosa let out one stream of white light and the music stopped suddenly and completely.  “But if we wait until nine, they will forget?”  Arosa wanted to be sure.  Barten-Cur nodded.

            “Dad?”  A firefighter with a big ax came up to Chief Brown.  The Chief was staring, but he did not know what to say.

            “Ergh!”  Arosa swallowed the words that had formed in her mouth while something like lightening emanated from her hands and hair.

            “Is there anything I can do?”  David asked.  Arosa shook her head.  People were coming in from the hall and cafeteria to find out why the music stopped.

            “Mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy!  Lila zoomed up to her mother and hugged her mother from ear to nose, which was about as far as she could reach.  “Mommy,mommy,mommy,mommy!”  Arosa grabbed the fairy around the legs and hips with one hand and extracted the little one from her face.

            “Lila?”  That was all she had to say, and it was in her explain yourself voice.

            “I was so scardy!  The soldiers came to get you and me, but Grandpa-Scardy-crow helped us and we got most of the soldier men captured.”

            “Where is your Grandfather?”  Arosa said.

            “Here.”  The Scarecrow came up, and Arosa put Lila in his straw hands.  Then she covered them with white light, and they were themselves once again, like nothing had ever happened.

            “But Mommy.  I was having fun.”  Lila said, and her hand shot to her mouth as she wondered why she was speaking like a three-year-old.

            “Superintendant?”  Chief Brown came up.  “I suppose there is an explanation.”

            “I suppose there is, Bob.”  Wendel said.  “But it will have to wait.  Arosa, we need your help.”  He took her by the hand and brought her to the cafeteria.  As they arrived, though, there was a sudden flash of light that made everyone squint and more than a few saw spots.  Red Rayder sat up.

            “Ashanti!”  He almost scolded her.  “I still have two lives left, you know.”

            Wendel Carter breathed, but Chef Brian was beckoning from the kitchen.  They found Queen Jessica there in a pot, which was almost ready to boil.  Arosa stopped it, set the Queen and her ladies free with a wave of her hand and scolded the witches, suggesting that it would be worse for them if they tried such a thing again.  Still, hardly expecting the witches not to try, she escorted Queen Jessica and her ladies back to the gym.  Once there, she had a surprise.  The other Queen and her remaining troops had invaded.

            “Arosa.”  The Queen started to speak, but Arosa’s anger brought down a stroke of lightning at the Queen’s feet and almost singed her dress.  The Queen became rightly respectful, but she still had anger of her own.

            “It is not a crime to want to see my Granddaughter!”  The Queen yelled.

            “But Kidnapping is a crime!”  Arosa yelled right back.  She knew what the woman wanted.

            “Captain Tor.”  The Queen said and pointed, but Tor was on one knee before Arosa.

            “Majesty.  Forgive us.”  He said.

            “Rebellion!”  The Queen yelled at him and considered kicking him, but the other soldiers around the room, especially those who were embarrassed at being caught having a good time, also went to one knee before Arosa.

            “Callista.  Mother.”  Arosa made an effort to calm down.  “Of course you may see your Granddaughter.” 

            “Mama?”  Lila wondered as Arosa took her by the hand and pulled her forward.

            “Lila.”  Arosa said.  “This is your Grandmother.  Your father’s mother.”

            Callista tried a smile, but it was clear she never smiled very much.  She wasn’t very good at it.  She held out her arms, and Lila slowly accepted a hug.

            “Grandmother?”  Lila said, somewhat unsure.

            “Yes, child.  And you are thirteen now.  It is time you came home to begin preparing for your rule.”

            “Rule?”  Lila said.

            “Of course, dear.  Has your mother told you nothing?  You will be Queen, by right and by blood.  I am merely a regent, and that is all your mother can be as well.”

            “Mama?”  Lila looked to her mother.  Queen Callista had a firm grasp on Lila’s shoulder and she did not look like she was going to let go.

            “No, mother.”  Arosa said firmly.  “She finishes her education here, first.  And that includes college, and Graduate school if she is so inclined.”

            “Here?”  Callista argued.  “What can she possibly learn here?”

            “They have these books.”  The wizard stepped forward, still holding tight to a volume from the Scientific Encyclopedia.

            “Oh, my books!”  Arosa suddenly put her thoughts together.  “Who set off the sprinklers.  Oh, I imagine they are ruined.”

            “Your books?”  Queen Callista questioned.

            “Well, they are the schools, but I am the Librarian.  I know there aren’t many.  The budget doesn’t allow for much, but the High School has a good library and there is always the public library.”

            “Not much?”  The Queen was dumbfounded.

            “Why, those are more books than I have ever seen in one place.”  The wizard said what they were thinking out loud.  “And you say there are more nearby?”

            Arosa got a playful look.  “Wait until you try the internet.”  She told the wizard.

            There was a bang then on the door behind.  “Count Severas!”  Arosa recognized him despite the fact that he had his hand half covering his face.

            “Princess, er, Majesty.”  Count Severas acknowledged Arosa and fell to his knees before Callista.  “My tooth.”  That was all he could say as he opened his mouth and pointed.

            Then the front door opened, and Cleopatra walked in holding pimp Kyle’s hand.  People looked astonished for a moment.  There was something wrong with that picture.  Then both Cleopatra and the pimp raised their hands like claws and showed their teeth.  People screamed, but Callista kept her head.  She swished her own green-light magic, and the vampires Cleopatra and pimp Kyle froze in place.  Arosa was wary.  There was still screaming, and she caught Tommy and Rachel trying to make off with the boys, Scream and the demon.  Her own white magic froze them, and then she froze the rest of the children as well.  She would have to come up with something to make them forget the night’s events.  Unfortunately, she missed the devil girl who had run to hide behind the couch as the vampires had approached.

            “My Lady.”  Barten-Cur was at her feet.  “I tried to get all the undesirables and kept them in room 204.  I do not know how they escaped.”

            Wendel Carter stepped up, and Lila finally broke free of her Grandmother for the more familiar arms of her Grandfather.  “Barton is as dear to me as anyone.”  He said.  “But he is not the sharpest knife in the drawer.”

            Queen Callista begged to differ.  “He is not even the sharpest spoon in the drawer.”

            “Dad.”  Arosa had started to speak kindly and reached to touch his arm.  He was such a good man.  “Callista!”  She reacted to what Callista said.

            “Maybe we need some music.”  David whispered in Arosa’s ear.

            Arosa nodded.  “Mother.  You will stay with us, of course.”

            “Dad?”  Callista was not sure she had heard correctly.

            “All legal, I assure you.”  Wendel said, squeezing Lila.

            “Adopted.”  Arosa said.  “It is no secret.  But you must stay with us and learn something about this world.  Then we can talk reasonably about Lila.”

            “Agreed.”  Callista said.

            Then Arosa turned to the soldiers, still kneeling around the room.  “Up.”  She ordered.  “This is America and we don’t have Queens or Kings here.  Everybody up, and lets have the music.  It is only eight-thirty and we have a half hour left to dance.”

            “Mama.”  Lila looked thoughtful.  “I really am a Princess then, aren’t I?”

            “Yes, dear.”  Arosa responded before accepting a dance with David.

            Callista and Wendel Carter were making peace, and Chief Brown was dancing with his daughter. 

            “Better not tell Jessica.”  Lila said.  “What do you think, Ginger?”  The jaguar just growled, but Lila imagined she was laughing at the idea.

            At five of nine, everyone was gathered in the gym, like it or not.  The Truscan soldiers all hid out on the football field.  When nine o’clock came, everyone reverted to children in costumes, and Baby Barlow, the principal, made the announcement.

            “Nine o’clock.”  He said.  “I imagine some of your parents are already waiting in the parking lot.”

            “Nooo.”  Most of the children protested.  They had a really good time.

                                                            ————

            “So, Opas.  Now that Queen Arosa has arrived, how much longer do you think we will have to guard this door?”  Miraz asked.

            “Until the Captain comes to get us.  All night if need be.”  Opas answered with a sly grin.  He nudged Miraz against the wall.  “Race you to the top of the climbing bars.”  He said, and took off running.

One Writer’s Writing Secrets 8: Deep Characters

            I have read a lot about developing characters for stories and I consider most of what I have read junk:  Junk du jour.  (I’m practicing my Franglish). 

            Observation is about the best idea I have read and absolutely everyone suggests it.  (Tout le world).  Observation is great if you want to have your mailman on page 67 twirl her waxed moustache, but observation alone will never give you the kind of depth or richness of character necessary for the main persons you are writing about; and make no mistake, every story is ultimately about a person or persons.

            Instead of observing the world to develop your characters, my suggestion is to first observe yourself.  Know Thyself, the Philosopher said.  (I don’t think it was a French philosopher).

            I am no great fan of Meyers-Briggs or any of those personality-type surveys any more than I am a fan of astrological charts or palm reading; but then I am no fan of contemplating navels either.  Still, there are tools out there that can help a writer answer some basic character questions which ought to be asked first about themselves.  Am I introverted, extroverted, sensing, feeling, thoughtful, and what do these words really mean?  Why do I behave this way under these conditions or why do I act like that in those circumstances or what am I thinking when I respond to that question (what was I thinking!)?  Do you see?

            There are plenty of writers in this world, but few people who know themselves enough to say, like Madeline L’Engle “My characters are all smarter than I am.”  How did she know?  How did she imagine that?  Very simply, the better we know ourselves, the better we will be able to construct characters unlike ourselves.  What kind of person would I be if I was more extroverted, if this happened in my childhood instead of that, if I married that other person?  The better foundation you have, the better you will be able to construct variations on the theme.

            Objections?  No, you are not boring, and yes, you need to look in that dark corner where you don’t want to look.  You just might find it a life changing experience.    

            Ultimately, you will know your character like you know yourself.  When the monster slithers out of the dark, you might scream, but your character might have the fortitude to spit in the monster’s eye, or maybe the presence of mind to look for a way of escape, or they might shrivel up and be eaten.  I don’t know; but you should know your character that well to know without hesitation how they will respond; and you will see that most clearly by having some idea of how you would likely respond in the same circumstances.

            Now, your characters may be younger, stronger, prettier, more outgoing, and they might even be smarter than you, but if you are living an unexamined (relatively shallow) life it is hard to imagine how the person you are writing about will have any depth in their character.

 

Writing Tip 8:

The first key in developing deep characters is to know thyself and then moo-ve vous (take it) from there.

Series: Tales of the Other Earth Tale: Halloween Story part 18 M/F Story

            The Queen and her soldiers ended up in the library, as it was the nearest room in which they could take refuge.  Some of the books were wet, but fortunately the sprinklers had not been on for very long.  The first thing the Queen did was marvel, and the Wizard marveled right along with her.

            “There are not this many books in all of Truscas.”  The Queen admitted.

            “Perhaps in all the world.”  The wizard mused.  Several of the soldiers who had picked up the language well enough to grasp reading began to riffle through books.  The Queen and wizard did this as well.

            “History.”  The wizard announced.

            “Mine appears to have something to do with cooking.”  The Queen said, quickly putting the book down.  She looked around, trying to grasp the wealth that room represented.

            “Printed works.”  The wizard announced.

            “Mine’s about some cat that walks around in a funny hat, but I don’t understand some of the words.”  One soldier admitted.

            “Mine’s about castles.”  Another said, and they all looked at him because he was one of those soldiers with plenty of brawn but not much brain.  “OK.”  He said, defensively.  “I can look at the pictures.”  He held it out and the Queen gasped.

            “That is the finest looking etching I have ever seen.  Wizard, look at this detail.”

            “Majesty.”  Captain Tor spoke up with his head turned ninety degrees to look at a shelf.  “This appears to be a whole collection of information, from A to Z, and beside it is another encyclopedia, whatever that is, but it is a scientific encyclopedia.”

            “Oh, I must see that.”  The wizard came right over.

            “What is this place?”  The Queen shouted to the ceiling, not expecting an answer.

            “The sign out front said something Middle School.”  Captain Tor responded.

            “No, surely it cannot be a school for children.”  The Queen protested, wondering why anyone in their right mind would let children within a mile of such treasures.

                                                            ————

            Red Rayder died.  Princess Ashanti began to cry.  “I’m so sorry.”  Doctor George comforted her while Nurse Shirley hugged her.  “I did my best without any medication or anesthesia.  The arrow was not deep, but it penetrated the heart.  There was nothing I could do.  Those few who still had their wits about them shuddered to think what the boy’s parents would say.  Even the Truscan soldier who had the bullet removed from his leg said he was sorry, too.  Everyone felt awful, except the mad Dentist Ethan, who had taken advantage of the moment to work on the still semi-conscious Count Severas.

            “There’s the bugger.”  Ethan said with a grin, and he put his knee on the Count’s chest and pulled with the pliers he had found in the Janitor’s closet.

            “Oooowww!”  The Count screamed and became suddenly wide-awake, but the tooth came out with a few yanks.

            “Now let’s see what else we can find.”  Ethan said.  “But maybe you better spit first.  That one was kind of bloody.”

            “Get off!  Get Off me!”  

            Several hands grabbed Ethan and dragged him off the poor man.  The Count put his hand to his mouth.

            “The tooth was going to abscess any day.”  Ethan said in his own defense.

            The Count looked like he wanted to cry.

            Meanwhile, in the kitchen, with Chef Brian so distracted by the Red Rayder incident, and the gunshot Truscan, and the dentist running amok, Witch Brittany got Queen Jessica and her three ladies in waiting safely into the corner where the big pot was filled with fresh water.

            “A nice hot bath for her majesty is just the thing.”  Brittany said, and Nichole and Molly, her fellow witches, snickered.

            “Yes.”  Queen Jessica said.  “Hot bath.”  She was not very coherent.  Clearly she was drugged, as were her ladies.  About all that any of them could do was walk where they were guided and stare blankly, without recognition.  Queen Jessica got right in the water.  She did not take her clothes off and did not sit in the so-called tub.  She did not have the presence of mind for such a thing, but that did not bother the witches.  They began to dance around the cauldron, chanting, and tossing in bits of who knew what.  The water slowly began to heat.

                                                            ————

            Out front there were red lights and sirens.  David and Arosa pulled up right behind the fire engine.  Police Chief Jefferson was immediately behind them, and they all paused a moment to look.  There was no smoke and no sign of any fire.

            “Probably one of the kids just set off the sprinklers.”  Fire Chief Brown guessed.  “Happens about every three years at one of these dances.”

            “Thank goodness for that.”  Arosa said, and her wings relaxed, but only David really noticed.

            “I just hope it wasn’t my daughter, Tania.”  He told the librarian in confidence.  “Came dressed as a firefighter like her old man.”

            Arosa nodded and smiled.  “Mines a fairy, but I think she just likes the idea of magic.”

            Chief Brown nodded.  It did not seem he thought much of magic.  David smiled a knowing smile and Arosa caught it and joined him.  Then she saw two figures by the side door which caused her to pause and almost panic.

            “What are we saluting for?”  Opas asked.

            “Cause she is the real Queen, you know.  Wife of poor King Dunovan who died in the war, may he rest.  Ours is just regent these past ten years.”

            “Oh, I see.”  Opas said, straightening his salute a little.  “I was wondering about that.” 

            Arosa pushed to the front and almost literally flew down the hall.  She found Barten-Cur pacing in front of the gym door.  She saw a Spaceman go to one knee and bow before her angelic form and beside him was a professional cheerleader, looking a bit confused.

            “Barten-Cur!”  Arosa spoke.  “What have you done?”

Series: Tales of the Other Earth Story: Halloween Story part 17 M/F Story

            Opas and Miraz barely got back to the door before the young boy arrived. 

            “Wonder what’s in the bag?”   Opas asked.

            “Straighten up, Opas.”  Miraz said.  “Cute, though, him being dressed.  I guess everyone in this world walks around in costumes.”

            “Trick or treat.”  The little boy said, holding out his open bag in anticipation.

            “Go on, boy.  You don’t belong here.  Go home, it’s late.”  Opas tried.

            “So what are you?”  Miraz was squinting, trying to figure out the costume.

            “I’m a ghost.”  The boy said.  “Trick or treat.”  He repeated, optimistically.

            “What’s a trick or treat?”  Opas asked out loud.  That made the boy pause to think a minute before he answered.

            “My dad says you are supposed to give me a treat or I will play a trick on you.”

            “Ah-ha.”  Miraz said as he and Opas exchanged knowing, smiling glances.  “Wouldn’t want to have a trick played on us.”  Miraz pretended to be scared by the idea.

            “So what kind of treats you got in there?”  Opas asked.

            “Candy.”  The little boy said, holding his bag a little more open and a little higher.  When the soldiers did not respond right away, he added a sour note.  “’course Mrs. Douman gave me an apple.  Shouldn’t do that on Halloween.  That was not nice.”

            “Eh, Opas.”  Miraz nudged his fellow.  “Give the boy a copper, eh?”

            “What.  Me?”

            “Go on.  You can afford it.  You always got a copper or two on you.  I know you.”  Opas turned away from his friend to hide his actions while he reached into his pocket.  He pulled out a couple of coins.  “Give him one for me, too.”  Miraz said.  Opas put one copper in the boy’s bag and stared at Miraz with a hard and cruel expression on his face.  Then he looked at the little boy and softened, and tossed another copper into the bag.  The boy looked in his bag for a moment.  He was not sure pennies were worth much.

            “Dennis!”  A woman was calling from the street.  The boy turned.

            “Happy Halloween.”  The boy shouted as he ran toward the woman.  Opas and Miraz waved good-bye.

                                                            ————

            “I can’t believe it.”  The couch potato spoke.  “It rained inside the building.  I’m gonna get moldy.”

            “Me, too.”  Raggedy Ann agreed.  “Lucky Barbie!  She’s plastic.”

            Lucky my non-existent behind.”  Barbie disagreed.  “Then again, it did put a damper on Super Model Kylie.”

            “Hurrah!”  Raggedy Ann cheered.

            “Next year Hells Angels.”  The Couch said, followed quickly by, “Help!”  A Truscan soldier came over to sit down.

            “Watch it!”  The dolls shouted together.

            “And get off me, you moose!”  The couch yelled at him.  The Soldier decided to retreat to the cafeteria.

                                                            ————        

            Max Man and Maxamillian had the biggest sandwiches Chef Bob would let them make.  They had already eaten all of the pizza which had been prepared for the next day’s school lunches.

            “Yummy for my tummy!”  Max Man howled.

            “Undoubtedly delectable!”  Maxamillian echoed. 

            The sandwiches took two bites each and a fair amount of finger licking.

            “Hey!”  Someone yelled at them for the sucking sounds.  “Shhh!”  The nun was in the next chair letting her friends feel the baby kick.  Snow White was there, with the stewardess and the farm girl whose chief expression seemed to be, “Golly-ee.”  Babette, the upstairs maid, also came to feel the baby, though no one understood a word she said since it was all in French.

            “Seen Kyle?”  The Sheriff walked up to the group.  “The pimp.”  He explained.

            “No.”  The stewardess answered for the group.

            “Thank the Lord.”  Sister Elizabeth said.  She was wearing her rosary down to the string.

            “Cleopatra?”

            “No.”  Snow White answered that time and the Sheriff walked off leaving them to wonder what was up.

                                                            ————-       

            It was then that the kids from room 204 came down the stairs.  The first thing they heard was a police whistle.  A police woman, that none of them recognized, was standing at the crossroads of the hallways, shouting at someone on rollerblades.

            “No rollerblading in the school building!”  The officer sounded mad.  They followed her since it was on the way to the gym, and they saw where someone had moved some big cardboard boxes into the hall.  The officer took out her club and tapped the boxes on the outside.  “Close it up.  I have all they sympathy in the world for the homeless, but you can’t set up housekeeping in the school in the middle of a dance.”  A man with a harmonica and a woman with a guitar, both looking like they had not taken a bath in a month, got out and began to argue a little.  The kids from 204 walked on to the gym door.

            “That was weird.”  The Grim Reaper commented.

            Both ghosts and the devil girl nodded, and then stopped short when they saw what was inside the gym.  The music was far louder than Mister Deal would have ever permitted, though they already knew that; but then, the room was full of adults, and if they were in costume, they were the most realistic costumes ever seen.  The children hardly knew what to think, and it really got strange when the devil girl and the skeleton began to point out some of the dancers.  They both thought the flapper looked like Gerry, and the Bride looked like Cathy.  They were divided on whether or not the ballerina was Felicia, but they were certain that the racecar driver looked like Jeff Barnes – and Jeff had come dressed as a racecar driver.

            “I can’t handle this.”  Scream muttered beneath his mask.

            “I’m going to sit down on that couch over there.”  One of the ghosts said, and like a group attached, they moved en mass.  Lucky for the couch, a girl of about eighteen or twenty with long blond hair and a flower painted on her cheek intercepted the group.

            “Welcome children.”  She said.  That made them feel better, until the devil girl spoke up.

            “Mrs. Finster?”

One Writer’s Writing Secret 7: What is a Story?

            Thus far I have tried to confine my tips to tips not readily available in the open market.  I have tried to write about writing in a way that can’t be read in every issue of Writer’s Digest or in every book on the subject at Barnes and Noble.  But here, I have to talk about something more concrete, and I blame my loving wife.  You see, she does not like conflict.  She won’t read or watch all of that science fiction and fantasy stuff because it is all full of monsters and blood and evil, awful things and, she says I have ruined the boys. 

            “Especially that Doctor Who with those Exterminate things.”

            I smile (friendly-like).  “But if all you have are fluffy bunnies bouncing around in the land of happy-happy, I would say you haven’t got a story.  Stories, even the weird ones I read, are about real life in the sense that a person’s character is not proved by how they behave in the good times, but rather by how they confront troubles and the difficulties that are common to us all.  People can relate to such things, even if it’s on other worlds.”

            “I thought you were talking about stories, not characters.”

            “Quite right.  Character belongs in another blog.  But what I mean is a story only happens when a person finds themselves or is taken out of their comfort zone.  The story is about how the person deals with that, whether they go home again, find a new comfortable place, or fail utterly along the way, it depends on how the storyteller tries to resolve things.”

            “So, story is about getting out of your comfort zone.  Do you mean like on Dancing with the Stars or the Apprentice or the Bachelor?”

            I keep smiling.  (And she thinks my shows are full of strange, alien creatures)!  “Not the examples I would have chosen, but fine.  I suppose there is some discomfort there, but I was thinking more like big troubles to which we can all relate, like the death of a parent or things that we dare not imagine, like the death of a child.  There are big things like wars or natural disasters or plagues, and middle things like murder or theft or little Timmy falling down a well.  “Go get help, Lassie!” and little things like the loss of a horseshoe nail.  What was it in Its a wonderful life?  Oh, yes, “Shame and bankruptcy and scandal!” My wife’s nose is beginning to turn up, so I have to think fast.  “Or Romance.  It doesn’t have to be a bad trouble, just something to shake the status quo.  Boy meets girl and they either fall into a relationship or at least first consider a relationship; but without some attraction when boy meets girl to shake the comfort zones, there isn’t a story.”

            “So a story has to be stressful?”

            “No, not exactly; though we do feel stress when our world is shaken, and so that could work.  Plenty of stories have been penned on stress, like going to a new school, starting a new job or moving to a new home.”

            “So, you moving us 12 times in 20 years was just grist for your writing?”

            “No.”

            “Forget it.  I don’t like stress any more than conflict.”  And there I was!  I was thinking how clever and proud I was not to have used the word conflict!

            “How about a story about a person winning the lottery?”  I suggest.  “Lots of Rich Uncle stories need to be recycled.  You know, the Count of Monte Christo digs again!”

            “You could have won the lottery once in those 20 years, you know.”

            I shake my head.  “No good.  They make you buy a ticket.”

            “What’s the matter, protecting your comfort zone?”  I nod.  “Me too.  I’m going to see if Wipeout is on.  Anything but those disgusting looking alien things you like.”

            Mud covered Daleks at the punching wall?  It was just a passing thought.

 

Writing Tip 7:

At the core of any (every) story, something has shaken things up and the people or, as the case may be, the fluffy bunnies have to figure out and decide what to do about it.  The story is in the deciding and doing which invariably leads to the resolve:  win or lose, right or wrong, live or die.

Series: Tales of the Other Earth Tale: Halloween Story part 16 M/F Story

            In the hallway on the east side of the auditorium, the four guards posted to the hall were granted an interesting sight.  Four rather large men said “break!” clapped their hands, and jogged to the end of the hall, facing them.  Three got down to rest on one hand, the middle one, who stood a little behind the others, appeared to have a ball of some sort in his hands.

            “Ready.  Set!”  The man standing behind the others spoke.  “Blue, thirty-two.  Blue thirty-two.”  He shouted, “Hut!”  And everything happened rather quickly. 

            The linebacker was the quickest, but he had to duck beneath a sword to tackle his man.  Ducking was not hard.  His reflexes were more than up to the job.  The tackled man went down hard, of course, and he did not get back up for a while.  The linebacker, on the other hand, got right up and danced a little dance.

            The center was naturally slower than the others, but he slammed his man into the wall with such force, he busted one of the man’s ribs through the chain mail and the man slid to the floor completely unconscious. 

            The defensive end had the hardest time of it.  His man saw the bruiser headed right toward him and dropped his sword and ran for his life.  Fortunately, the defensive end was well practiced at running down quarterbacks.  He caught the smaller man just before the man was able to turn the corner, and he smothered him under three hundred pounds of bone, muscle and meat.

            The quarterback actually struck his man first.  The football slammed perfectly into the man’s face.  The man dropped his blade and became completely discombobulated.  By the time he pulled himself together, the quarterback was on him.  Tyler was not much in the tackling department, but he was a back-up kicker since the eighth grade.  The man looked up as the quarterback kicked him hard enough to send him through the uprights.

                                                ————

            “Now.”  Captain Aaron said as he led his team down the other hall.  They moved in military fashion, Missy and the Captain with pistols drawn, and the two marines with their rifles.  They halted several feet from the Truscan soldiers who had drawn their swords and looked ready to fight.  “Please hold your shield out for a moment.”  Captain Aaron said.

            The Truscans looked at each other in bewilderment, but the one on the end complied with the strange request.

            “Ricky, put a hole in the shield.”  Captain Aaron ordered, but Ricky had already raised his rifle in anticipation and fired, giving the poor Truscans a start.  When the Truscan pulled his shield back, he showed the big hole to the others.

            “That could have been your chest.”  Captain Aaron said, calmly.  “Please put down your weapons and surrender.  We have no wish for anyone to be harmed.  Three complied immediately, but one turned to run.  Captain Aaron fired, catching the man in the leg, and the man went down.  He moaned and held his leg like it was coming off.

            “Pick him up.”  The Captain waved to two of the Truscans, and they retrieved their comrade, supporting him with his arms around their shoulders.  “Missy.  Gather the Truscan weapons.”

            “Aye-Aye, Skipper.”  Missy said.  She couldn’t help it.  Captain Aaron waved the prisoners back toward the gym, though he brought them through the hall that went around the gym to the cafeteria.  He kept his gun on the free soldier while the marines, Ricky and Tamika brought up the rear.  They were still mumbling.

            “Captain Ahab made that too easy.”  Ricky complained.

            “You mean the Gorton Fisherman.”  Tamika responded.

                                                            ————

            The fight in the auditorium went about like one would expect.  Three superheroes, all former seventh graders, broke in from both sides, now that the halls were clear.  One knocked the lights out of one guard, and caught two more in his traps.  One took two out before they hardly noticed him.  The third also clocked her pair, but the other six soldiers, the wizard, the Count and the Queen made it out of the side door around her preoccupation; and the Wicked Witch of the West went with them.

            “Should we follow?”  The first asked and the woman wanted to follow as well, but the other superhero shook his head.  Auditorium’s clear.  They were driven out and we have prisoners to return to base.  They won’t go far.  The superhero carried one unconscious man on each shoulder, as did the other man.  The woman only carried one, but that was so she could keep a blade ready for the two that had been caught in the traps.  They went to the east hall, out the door opposite the one the Queen had taken. 

            Meanwhile, the Queen screamed once more.  How could she have been taken by surprise like that?  She slapped the wizard on the back of the head and slugged the Count in the arm.  At least the Count had the decency to say, “Ouch!”  They went to the office, only to run into Lila and her crew.  Several things happened then before the parties separated.

            The Queen touched the scarecrow’s arm as they bumped into one another.  It was not intended, but the Queen’s anger at that point was hot enough to set the straw on fire.  Lila panicked.

            “Grampy!  Grampy!”  She yelled, swirling around the poor scarecrow’s head almost too fast to see.  Princess Ashanti watched for a second until it made her dizzy.  While the Queen backed away, some look of distress on her face, Lila shot up to the ceiling and set off the sprinklers.  As the water fell, Ginger let out a sound that was almost a meow of complaint, and she darted down the hallway, looking for a dry spot.  The Wicked Witch of the West also ran off for fear that she might melt.

            Somehow, the wizard’s crystal in a box ended up in the hands of the pirates.  Perhaps that was inevitable.  What was less anticipated, was finding a semi-conscious Count Severas in the hands of an elf and a ninja.

            While the Princess helped put out the scarecrow’s arm, the scarecrow shouted at Lila to turn the sprinklers off.  She did, eventually.

            “Now the fire department will come.”  The scarecrow commented.  Thus far, the town had not been infected by the invasion of armed and dangerous soldiers.  It would be better for all not to open that can of worms.  “I’ll square it with Bob when he comes.”  The scarecrow thought, but then, perhaps Bob might not take the word of a scarecrow.

            “But Grampy.  Are you all right?”  Lila was very worried.

            “Yes, dear.”  The Scarecrow said.  “There is some fresh straw back in the gym.  I’ll just restuff and be as good as new.”

            Meanwhile, all but two of the prisoners taken in the office, escaped with the Queen.  Then Princess Ashanti screamed.  Red Rayder had an arrow in the back and he wasn’t moving.  Peter the ninja and Jennifer the elf handed the stunned Count to the pirates, caught Red Rayder up and carried him along.  They brought him through the gym, raising the eyebrows of more than one dancer as they did.  Luckily, though, people were dancing again, now that the internal rain shower had ended, and so most did not notice, or at least they did not realize exactly what they were seeing.  They got Red Rayder to the cafeteria as quick as they could, and people made way to lay him on a table.  Doctor George was just prepared to extract the bullet from a soldier’s thigh when they called him straight to the fallen young man.

            “Who is this?”  Doctor George asked as he looked closely.

            “Eddie Bricker.”  Lila said, without the least bit of fairy cuteness in her voice.

Series: Tales of the Other Earth Tale: Halloween Story part 15 M/F Story

            “If you start in with that bubble, bubble business, you will be driven from my kitchen.”  Chef Brian was serious.

            “Never fear, great Lord.”  Brittany, the witch spoke for the three.  “We are just making a tonic for our majesty, Queen Jessica.  Her nerves, you know.  All of these events are quite beyond her.  Her subjects are in rebellion.”

            “Ha!  Nothing of the kind.”  Chef Brian responded.  “I say, though, I am a bit put off about the idea of you finding everything you need for your witches’ brew in my kitchen.”

            “Alas, not everything, great Lord.”  Brittany said, sadly.  “But some.  Indeed some.”  She looked back to where Nichole and Molly were dancing around the biggest pot they could find, adding whatever they could to the water, which was boiling, it must be said, without the benefit of a fire beneath it.

            People were coming regularly now in and out of the cafeteria.  The dancing was great, but one did get hot and tired, and Chef Brian’s reputation was growing.  Maria, the waitress would have been overwhelmed with customers if the stewardess had not volunteered to pitch in.  Then also, some came to have their fortunes told.  Colonel Nate was presently hovering over a seated Karen who was trying hard to keep her hoops from shooting up into the gypsy’s face and upsetting the fortune.  And, of course, the geisha had her hands full with those who preferred tea.  Truscan soldiers were mingling freely with the rest, though to be sure, the karate champions and the officers of the law were keeping their watchful eyes open.

            “Doctor.  Doctor George, come quick.”  Snow White was yelling from the kitchen door.  Doctor George and Nurse Shirley got up slowly.  Ethan the Dentist came along, too, just in case there was trouble.

            “What is it, Ms White?”  The Doctor asked.  Snow White hushed him and brought him to a storage room by the back door of the kitchen while Chef Brian complained.  “There are too many improper persons in here, contaminating the food!  How can an artist create with so many interruptions!”

            There was a nun hiding in the closet and she was holding her belly and moaning.

            “So she’s pregnant.”  Doctor George said without the least emotion.  Nurse Shirley smiled.

            “But it hurts.”  The nun said.  “I feel like something is kicking me right here.”  Nurse Shirley hid her smile while the Doctor got his stethoscope and checked.

            “Yes.”  The doctor said.  “That would be the baby.”  He put the nun’s hand to feel for herself.  Then the Doctor had a thought.  “Elizabeth, isn’t it?”  The Doctor asked and the nun nodded.

                                                            ————

            In the hall between the cafeteria and the gym, Bobby and Donna the homeless hobos were collecting a crowd as well.  It was all “This Land is Your Land,” and “Blowing in the Wind,” but people loved it as a change of pace.  Donna was on the guitar and Bobby was on his harmonica.  Everybody sang, but even with all of those off key voices, it was a relatively quiet break from the music in the gym.

                                                            ————

            “Are you prepared for the onslaught?”  The Space Gladiator asked.  Everyone nodded.

            “Piece of cake.”  Quarterback Tyler said.  He and his three football players were each as big as the Gladiator, who was no small person.  Captain Aaron nodded for his crew, the ones that used to be the eighth grade color guard.  They walked to the hall that ran down the west side of the auditorium and waited while Aaron checked his watch.  The marines, Ricky and Tamika, were in the back checking on their rifles. They were making jokes.

            “Captain looks like Captain Ahab.”  Ricky insisted.

            “More like the Gorton fisherman.”  Tamika disagreed. 

            “Quiet.”  Captain Aaron hushed them.

            “Aye-aye, Skipper.”  Missy said with a salute.

            Aaron frowned.  “So now you’re Gilligan?”  Missy looked momentarily surprised and appeared flustered by the question.  Ricky and Tamika tried not to laugh.  “Ready.”  Captain Aaron said, and at once, they got serious.  Four things were going to happen at more or less the same time.

                                                            ————

            The Queen was becoming frustrated.  These adults appeared to be confused about who they were, not to mention who the children were.  None of them could help her find the girl.  It was as if they never heard of Lila.  She had left the dark skinned man alone, and berated Count Severas for drawing blood when the man merely tried to escape.  Surely he could have been stopped without having to be cut.

            “Barten-Cur!”  The Queen yelled in a tone of voice to make everyone in the room duck.  She was out of patience.  She struck the custodian with a surge of power, but Barten-Cur resisted.  He was not going to talk.  “Wizard!”  The Queen commanded, and the wizard stepped up to hold the Queen’s hand.  With the first touch, the force being exerted on Barten-Cur doubled.  The Queen’s green stream of magic turned a muddy green color with the addition of the wizard’s cherry colored magic.  Barten-Cur began to mumble.

            “Muba-muba-muba.”

            “Count.  Count Severas!”  The Queen commanded in a sharp, quick voice as if she hated to expend the energy needed to mouth the words.  Count Severas took her other hand, and again, the magic redoubled, now turning an oak brown color as the Count’s deep brown, almost black magic was added on.

            “MUBA-MUBA-MUBA.”  Barten-Cur merely increased in volume.

            “Oh!”  The Queen yelled and threw both hands away at once.  The magic immediately ceased.  Magic was generally good for manipulating matter and energy, but it had limits against the mind and heart.

            “I could make a potion of truth if I had the ingredients.”  The wizard suggested.  It would have been more effective than trying to force the issue, but, unfortunately, the ingredients were not available.

            In the balcony, Tom kept Rachel in her seat that whole time.  There was far too much magic down below for a couple of mere vampires to deal with.  Rachel complained all the same.

            “But I am really, really hungry.”  She said.  Tom was too.

                                                            ————

            Lila drew the layout of the offices in mid air.  The Wicked Witch of the West wasn’t there.  They had just missed her.  The Queen had been one step ahead of them and came to fetch her and take her off to the auditorium; but the other teachers were all still there, such as they were.

            “Jane Austin has the Principal baby in her arms over here, next to Mister Johnson with the bandage on his arm.  Ms Duncan and Mister Gross are in the back getting all kissy-face.”  Lila turned up her nose at the thought.

            “I thought they were married.”  Sir Chris said, checking his broadsword for the tenth time.

            “They are.”  The scarecrow nodded.  “Unfortunately, not to each other.”

            “Eww.”  Lila said, and she almost wiggled enough to disrupt the mid-air map she was carefully trying to draw out of fairy dust.  Ginger let out a low growl and licked her paw.

            “Anyone seen Max and Maxamillian?”  Jordan the pirate interrupted.

            Red Rayder and the Princess nodded.  “They fell off the roof back near the cafeteria door.”  Red said.  Jennifer rolled her elfin eyes, but the ninja and the pirates all snickered.

            “Quiet!”  Lila stomped her foot again.  Snap!  It sounded like a cap pistol even if she was only stomping on air.  “Be quiet, before I forget.  The rest, that’s the flamenco dancer, Ms. Finster the beautiful young flower child, Coach Beemer, alias the Masked Marvel, and Mozart are all in this area by the coke machine.”

            “They got a coke machine in the office?”  Sir Chris did not know this.

            Lila ignored the interruption.  “There are six guards.  Two by the inside door, two by the outside door and two between the two groups of teachers.”  There.  She got through it all.  Now it was time to act.

            “Away we go.”  Red Rayder said, and before anyone could stop him, he ran and jumped through the access door, falling right through the ceiling tile below.  The others were obliged to follow, with Lila complaining.

            “Why did I bother to scout and make a map?”

            By the time she and her scarecrow got to the room below, everything was settled.  Sir Chris and Red had the two by the outside door at sword point.  The pirates Morgan and Jordan had the two in the center surrendered, with their hands high in the air.  The growling jaguar helped convince the soldiers to keep their hands up.  The two by the inside door were stuck to the walls, one having wet himself. 

            “Only counts as one.”  Peter the ninja said while elf Jennifer stuck her tongue out at the man.  She retrieved her four arrows that had pinned her man at the shoulders and collar a foot off the ground.  Not a drop of blood was spilled, but the man would not be fighting again for a time.  He fell to the floor, shivering.  Meanwhile, Peter retrieved his ninja stars.  His man was not a foot off the ground like the other man, but he was just as effectively pinned to the wall.  There was a little blood in one shoulder and that got a razz from the elf.

            “Finished already?”  Lila protested with another snap! of her foot.  She missed it all!

One Writer’s Writing Secrets 6: Blogging or Writing?

            Blogging is not the same as writing.  I am sorry.  I know what you have been told, but I don’t care about that.  Writing is writing.  Blogging is blogging and that is that.

            I remember an article in the New York Times.  It was so many years ago, I can’t remember who wrote it, but apparently he was thrilled that he had gotten his first word processor and would not have to painstakingly type his stories anymore (I said it was a long time ago). 

            So I don’t remember who wrote it (though it may come to me), but I remember the gist of the article to this day because it was about processing words rather than writing them, and the author discovered that with no great effort on his part, he could process words to his heart’s content and never have to come up for air again; which is to say, he could just write and write and never have to bother with all of those petty annoyances like punctuation or spelling, which were all taken care of automatically by this new marvel, and he was thrilled except that after a while it got to be a bit like the sorcerer’s apprentice where the sentence just went on and on with no end in sight; like the never ending song that went round and round in his head but never managed to get to the end, and so now he was stuck processing and processing and he no longer knew if it was day or night because he could not lift his head from the screen long enough to so much as look out the window since the words kept coming at a furious pace and he dared not stop but had to put them down while they were fresh and inspired because the last person who neglected his muse… You get the idea.

            Blogging is a lot like that.  True, since those heady days, most of us have learned how to write on a word processor.  It may be that in the future, some may learn to write on a blog.  (Obviously, I am not referring to stories posted on the blog as I do myself, but actually blogging stories in the true sense of the word).  It isn’t writing.  It is transitory, once down and done, momentary feelings posted for all the world to see.  There is little effort involved (in some cases very little), and while some may be good at it, funny or entertaining or informative, it is like a breath of air – once breathed and it is gone forever.

            Now, I am not against blogging.  I blog myself.  (I blog, therefore I am)?  I am just saying that writing, at least good writing, is the result of effort, work, rewriting, honing, sweat, toil, blood and tears (thank you Winston).  It is craft, even art, and designed to have some permanence that blogging, by its very nature, cannot have.

            Writing is like the Mona Lisa.  (OK, my writing is at times more like dogs playing poker, but still)!  Blogging is more like photography.  Everyone has a camera.  Even phones have cameras.  And some photos are great, but eventually they are lost on some memory card and buried, perhaps forever.  Writing gets hung on the wall, maybe only the living room and not in the Louvre, but all the same, writing has a kind of permanence that can bring a reader back again and again.

                                                                                                                                                                                          

Writing Tip 6:

So, are you a writer or a blogger or both?  I believe DaVinci would have loved a camera, and probably a blog, but we would all have to learn to read in a mirror.

Series: Tales of the Other Earth Tale: Halloween Story part 14 M/F Story

            Chef Brian was making some great food despite the fact that his ingredients were school supplies.  His mystery meat a l’orange was to die for.

            “So what’ll it be?”  Waitress Maria asked between blowing and popping a big bubble with her bubblegum. 

            “Two fresh grilled cheese ala Brian.”  Warren said.  “And water.”  He turned to Kate.  “I always get so hungry after a competition.”  He confessed. 

            “Just a salad.”  Kate said.  “Me too, but I have to watch my figure.”

            “To drink?”  Maria asked, trying one more bubblegum bubble.

            “Water.”  She said, and she frowned at the Police Officer and Sheriff guarding the prisoners who only looked interested in the doughnuts and coffee.  Sadly, the doughnuts did look good to her and it took some strong will power to resist.

            “You did great out there, by the way.”  Warren said.

            “Huh?”  Kate turned to him and smiled, and almost turned a little red.  She had hoped Warren would think she did well.  Indeed, she did not mind the look Warren gave her when she took off her black belt to tie up the soldiers; not at all.  She wanted Warren to look at as much as he wanted; but then, she supposed he was talking about the fight.  “Who is the new one?”  She asked, distracting Warren by pointing with her head.

            A Truscan soldier had his face to the window, spying on them.  Warren was inclined to go and get the man, but another Truscan told Warren keep his seat.

            “I’ll fetch him.”  The big soldier said, standing stiffly and walking to the window in flip flops.  He waved vigorously to the man outside, indicating that he should come in and he pointed to the door.  The man outside hesitated, but eventually came to open the door though he did not come all the way in.

            “Sergeant?”  The man wanted to be sure what he was seeing.

            “Come in.  Come in.”  The big Sergeant reached out and grabbed the man by the wrist.  He had to yank him into the cafeteria.

            “But the Queen Regent sent me around the building to see if there are any more doors.  I have to report back.”

            “Later, later.”  The Sergeant said, nodding to the two karate masters.  “I want you to meet someone first.”

            “But.”  The man hardly got that out before the Sergeant forced him to the floor, to sit on the cushions. 

            “Welcome.”  A woman dressed all in silk with a pure white face and the reddest lips imaginable came and took off the soldier’s boots.  She massaged his feet, and the soldier moaned from the pleasure while his Sergeant laughed.  Then she washed the soldier’s feet with water and dried them with her long black hair.

            “She doesn’t speak the local language very well.  They say she speaks Japanese, whatever that is.  I call her Geisha, though I think that is what she is, not her name.”  Geisha smiled for her Sergeant and poured the newcomer some tea.

            “She has the longest black lashes on the most remarkable eyes I have ever seen.”  The soldier admitted his astonishment.

            “Ladyfinger?”  Geisha held out a tray.

            “Try one.”  The Sergeant encouraged.  “Chef Brian made those with cookies and something called Peanut But and Chocolate syrup, or something like that.”

            The soldier would have responded if his mouth was not busy tasting the luxury.  His eyes rolled up and he became speechless.

            “God, they’re good.”  The Sergeant agreed, taking another one for himself.

                                                ————

            “Well, Shirley.  Not much for us to do.”  Doctor George sipped his coffee.

            “Let’s hope it stays that way.”  The Sheriff said, sipping his coffee as well.

            “Where’s Ethan?”  Shirley was concerned about the dentist.  He was quite mad and everyone knew it. 

            “I’m watching.”  Officer Lindsey pointed.  Ethan was with the gypsy woman.

            “So what is my fortune?”  Ethan was nearly begging.

            “Ah!”  The gypsy woman said, peering more deeply into her plastic ball.  Crystal was hard to come by in the school cafeteria.  “I see.  I see.”

            “What?  What!”  Ethan leaned forward as if trying to see with his own eyes.  “I’m going to die?  Someone is going to die?  Please tell me someone is going to be injured really, really badly and suffer.”

            “Quiet!”  The gypsy said sharply.  “I see you pulling your weight in the current crisis, but that is all.”  The gypsy looked at Ethan as if she did not like Ethan very much, but Ethan was not repulsed.

            “That’s all right.”  He said with some glee.  “I like pulling things.  Preferably without anesthesia!”

                                                ————

            Scarecrow-Grandpa climbed up the ladder to the hole near the gym ceiling.  It was his idea, so he said he had to be first.  True, he slipped about ten feet up and splattered on the gym floor, and this did not embolden everyone’s confidence; but Grandpa was no worse for wear, only needing to be restuffed in a few places.

            “Carefully Grampy.”  Lila said with a seriously concerned look in her little eyes.  She was getting cuter all of the time and Morgan the pirate even commented that she now understood why Captain Hook got so easily taken in.

            The scarecrow made it on the second try and Chris, the knight followed.  The ninja and elf made it in record time.  They seemed to be competing.  Then Lila tried her magic on Maxamillian first.  He was heavy, but she could levitate him easily enough while Max Man climbed.  Then she levitated Ginger the Jaguar, as everyone was calling her.  Ginger did not like feeling helpless and let out a few roars of protest.  The two pirates came next and Red Rayder and the Princess brought up the rear.

            “Think, thinky think.”  Lila said to herself, tapping her temple with her face all scrunched up.  It was getting hard to remember some of their real names.  Red and Ashanti seemed to always have been Red and Ashanti.  “Mary and Eddie.”  She said proudly to herself as she settled on the scarecrow’s shoulder at the front of the column.  “I think.”  She added in all honesty.

            It was narrow going in the small room by the hole.  They had to crawl on their hands and knees for a short way before it would open up again.  They tried not to get tangled in the electric chords, or stick their feet through a hole to the balcony, and they tried to keep quiet, though they were a large enough crowd.  A few yards in and their path turned to the right where they would find an access door to the roof of the art and music rooms.  That was the roof that would lead them to the roof above the offices.  The scarecrow was not sure, but he believed there was another access door there that would let them into the ceiling area above the actual offices.

            Lila and the scarecrow stopped and looked out into the room where the stage lighting was done.  They had to let Chris the knight and some of the firmer hands pass by for them to get the access door open.  “My hands are too flimsy and yours are too small.”  The scarecrow told her.  Lila nodded.  She did have the smallest hands she had ever seen, and, in fact, everything about her was small.  She was just thinking about the implications of that when her scarecrow suddenly lurched forward.

            “It doesn’t have any blood in it.”  Rachel said as she removed her fangs from the straw neck.

            “But the others do.”  Tom encouraged, pointing to the crew crossing behind the straw man.

            Lila screamed and lit up like a miniature sun.  Perhaps it was fairy instinct, or some other, more innate magic, but both Tom and Rachel hissed, threw their arms up to cover their eyes and backed away to hide in the shadows.

            “Hurry.”  The scarecrow shouted behind to the others.  He only had to say it once.  They all knew the vampires for what they were.

            “Shamey shame!”  Lila said, shaking her finger at the two cowering in the corner, trying to escape the light.  She would have flown up into their faces if the scarecrow had not pinched her leg.  “Grandpa!”  Lila protested, but the scarecrow was already backing toward the door.  Ginger had just gone through and Jennifer, the elf, was last before Lila and her scarecrow.  Meanwhile, Link and Peter the ninja had somehow managed to rig the roof access door.  Once the scarecrow was through, the door was slammed shut and it was effectively locked from their side so the vampires could not get at them.  One fist hammered enormously from the other side, bending the metal slats in the door ever so slightly, but the vampires would not be able to get at them that way.

            “I wonder what other nasties may be running around.”  Sir Chris said, and everyone shuddered as they crossed the open roof.  Halloween was not known for its’ angels.

                                                ————

            At that moment there was a knock on the door of room 204.  The children looked up.  The knock became desperate, and the two dressed as ghosts came tumbling out of the closet.  They were mostly still dressed.

            “The door’s locked.”  The devil girl and the skeleton girl got up and went to the door window.  The dead lawyer and zombie opted to keep their seats.

            “The dance is half over!”  The Grim Reaper complained, scattering the cards across the room.

            “Hey!”  The demon protested.  He thought he had a winning hand.

            With a little hand waving, they convinced the person outside to turn the handle.  A woman came pushing into the room and she slammed the door before anyone could stop her.  The devil girl threw her hands up and looked at the ceiling, but the skeleton girl gasped.  “It’s Cleopatra!”  And for all practical purposes, it was.

            “Hush.”  Cleopatra said, hiding against the wall by the door.  “You have to hide me.  I’m being chased by a man.”  Her English was heavily accented, like it was a foreign language and she was having trouble remembering.

            The boys were staring and the ghoul suggested, “I could chase you.”

            Cleopatra frowned at the joke.  She paused to make sure she was remembering the right words.  “No.  I mean a man.”  She repeated, and lowered her voice an octave on the word “man.”

            “I’m in love.”  Scream whispered.

            “Hey!  Aren’t you dead or something?”  The devil girl asked in all seriousness.

            “Silly girl.”  Cleopatra said stroking the girl’s cheek with her hand in a very motherly act.  “I’m right here.”  And she added something in a language that could only have been Egyptian.

            “Cleopaateera!”  They heard the voice in the hall.  “Cleo, babe!”

            Cleopatra quickly switched off the light, but the man in the hall noticed and came to the door.  He opened it slowly.  The light came back on and the children shouted.  Pimp Kyle came in, confused by all the sudden noise.  He came all of the way into the room before he realized where Cleopatra was.  Cleopatra screamed and scooted out the door and ran down the hall while the devil girl and the skeleton got between the pimp and the hallway.  The pimp merely smiled at the children, spun on his heels and shoved the girls out of the way with the word, “Move.”  He shut the door behind him.  The demon immediately tried stabbing his rubbery-plastic knife into his facemask, but this time the devil girl and the skeleton were outside.  They only teased the others a little before letting them out.

                                                ————

            Miraz came shooting down the curved slide for the tenth time before he found Opas, swinging on the bars.  “We better not tell Captain Tor about this stuff.”  Miraz said.

            “What?”  Opas was hanging upside down.

            “He’ll turn it into training equipment and take all of the fun out of it.”  Miraz concluded.

            “Ah, yes.”  Opas agreed.  “See.  This is a very interesting position, swinging upside down like this.  I can feel my brains rushing to my head.”

            “Didn’t know you had any.”  Miraz said.

Series: Tales of the Other Earth Tale: Halloween Story part 13 M/F Story

            The guards at the east door were vigilant.  The Queen was not going to catch them napping.

            “Muggas, do you hear something?”  One asked.

            “What’s that?”  Muggas did not seem to hear anything in particular.

            “Sounds like wheels rolling against this hard surface stuff, whatever it is, you know, like on the roads.”

            “You’re dreaming, Arias.”  Muggas spoke right before a rollerblader went zipping past, laughing at them.

            “Like that sound.”  Arias said, pointing to where the rollerblader disappeared around the corner.  Muggas was simply staring.  A moment later, the rollerblader came back from the other direction.  This time she hit both guards on the head with a billy club before she was out of reach.  Her speed and surprise was such that the guards could hardly react beyond putting their hands to their heads and saying “Ouch!”

            “All right.  Put your hands up.”

            “You are under arrest.”

            The guards looked at each other.  A man and a woman, both in uniform, though different uniforms, had sneaked up during the confusion.  They appeared to be holding something, but since the Tuscans did not recognize the hand guns, theirs being a world still stuck in the late Middle Ages, they pulled their swords in response.

            “Ever shoot anyone?”  The Sheriff asked.

            “Heck no, Wayne, and neither have you.”  The Police Officer responded.

            “OK, Lindsey.  So what if we’re in the seventh grade.”  The Sheriff said.

            “What are you talking about?  I’m a traffic cop.”  The Police Officer responded in a way that showed the magic was really beginning to work.  Meanwhile, the guards who had waited through this strange exchange of words, finally decided to act.  They each took one step toward their antagonists when the rollerblader, who was a professional in the ring type rollerblader, came back and body slammed the guards into the wall, dislodging their swords and sending them to their knees.  The Sheriff and Police officer jumped, and though there was a bit of a struggle, it was only a moment before both guards were handcuffed.

            “I got mine, county mounty.”  The Police officer shouted, raising her hands like she was at a rodeo.

            “This is not a hog tying contest.”  The Sheriff said, clicking his handcuffs tight. 

While they lead the prisoners back toward the cafeteria, the Police officer could not resist the shout.  “Hey!  No rollerblades on school property!  There are kids around here that might get hurt!”

                                                            ————

            Donna the hobo and Bobby the homeless bum stood side by side looking out the window at the end of the hall between the gym and the cafeteria.  Then they looked at each other for a long time before Donna finally spoke.

            “I don’t want to fight anymore.”  She pushed her hair back with a hand, but when it didn’t stay, she tried blowing it with her lower lip pushed out.

            “No reason to fight.”  Bobby responded.  “We’re older now and all of those things we used to argue about no longer seem so important.”

            Donna nodded and looked up into Bobby’s eyes.  “Now we have the whole world stretched out before us.  Ours for the taking.”

            “Who wants it?  You can keep it.  I am much happier being free of it all.”

            “But we’re broke.  We have no home.”

            “So?”  Bobby took her by the arms.  “We may be broke, but we’re not poor.  Poverty is a state of mind, and I feel rich when I’m with you.”

            Donna moved in for a real hug.  “I always knew I liked you.”  She said, and her lips turned up at the corners in a genuine, comfortable smile.  “Funny.”  She said.  “I can’t remember much after living in a trailer park and being in the middle school.”

            “Tornado Heaven.”  Bobby referred to the trailer park and Donna laughed and pulled away to face him.  “It is funny,” he said.  “But I don’t remember much after that either.  I suppose it doesn’t matter, though.  Right now we are free, without a care in the world.”

            “There does seem to be a lot going on here, though.”  Donna said, looking around.

            “Just worldly madness.”  Bobby said.  “Ignore it and hopefully it will go away.”

            At that moment, Babette came screaming out of the back door of the gym.  She ran the hallway, pausing only briefly to dust the door handle before opening the cafeteria door and resuming her scream.

            “The world gone mad.”  Donna said softly as she slipped her arm around Bobby’s waist.  Bobby responded with his arm over her shoulder and with his other hand, he pulled out a harmonica on which he began to blow a sprightly little tune.

                                                            ————

            Rachel, the vampire had the airline pilot backed up to the wall.  The man was trying not to scream, but it was hard, looking at the size of those teeth.  Luckily, Tom caught Rachel by the hand.

            “Not here.”  Tom said.  “It’s too crowded.”  He looked around to see who might be watching.

            “But I’m hungry.”  Rachel protested.

            “Soon.”  Tom assured her.  “I think first we ought to repair to the rafters and get a good look around at the feast.  Don’t worry, my dear, the feast will be here for some time.

            Rachel gave a growl to the pilot, which caused him to yelp and faint.  She was clearly ready for supper, but reluctantly had to agree with her man.  There were too many people watching.  They became bats and flew up, high over the gym.  They found a hole in the wall at the top of a long ladder, and went in.  It was a storage area for the auditorium, which was over on the other side.  There were light fixtures for stage lights and chords everywhere, and from a couple of places, where there were holes in the floor, they could look down on the balcony below.

            “Come on.”  Rachel tugged on Tom’s hand, after they had resumed their human forms.  She had heard something, so he followed.  They climbed down a shorter ladder to the balcony and sat to watch what was happening on the stage in the distance.

            “I want that girl found!”  A woman was shouting.  Tom understood that this was the Queen.  “Our whole reason for coming was to get the girl and get out before anyone was the wiser.”

            “Majesty.”  The man, Count Severas, who slapped the Principal and cut Mister Johnson spoke up.  “If your wizard was any good at his job.”  The Queen slapped the man and then kicked the wizard.

            “Count Severas.”  She started to yell at the man she slapped.  Then she seemed to change her mind.  “Well, Wizard?”

            “Majesty.  I was told there was no magic in this world.  The girl should have been easy to find.  She should have stood out like a stain on a white shirt.”

            “And?”  The Queen had clearly lost all patience.

            “And there is magic all over this building now.  This crystal machine was not designed for such a delicate selection of one among many, and in the strange atmosphere of this world there is much interference with the crystal.  What does “Ta-do-run-run” mean?”  The Queen lifted her foot but the wizard jumped out of range.  “I did find the retainer.”  He pointed out.

            Barton-Cur was sitting quietly between two guards.

            “Yes.”  The Queen turned on him with less than a lovely smile.  “I understand your family has served the house of Nova for generations, and that you are a bit of a wizard yourself.”

            “A very good one, actually.”  Count Severas said from a safe distance.

            “I take it you are responsible for the magic that is everywhere in this building at present.”  The Queen ignored Severas and Barton-Cur nodded.  “Barton-Cur, isn’t it?”  The Queen asked as if she had heard nothing in the party room.  Barton-Cur nodded, and if he had been wiser, he might have wondered what game she was playing.  “You know where the girl is, don’t you?”  Barton-Cur nodded again.  “And will you tell me?”  Barton-Cur shook his head, vigorously.  The Queen screamed and turned to look at the men who were still holding the hilts of their swords, upright.  The cut that severed those swords could not have been made cleaner with a diamond saw.

            “I could make him talk.”  Count Severas suggested.

            “And what have you done to the children?”  The Queen asked, ignoring the Count.  Barton-Cur shook his head again and the Queen screamed once more. 

            Rachel in the balcony giggled and both vampires had to struggle not to applaud the performance so far.

                                                            ————

            The two guards at the front entrance saw the peculiar person at a good distance.  They watched as the big feet brought her closer with a slap, slap on the sidewalk.  The clown grinned when she was close enough and squeezed her big red nose twice.  Honk-a!  Honk-a!

            “What a strange creature.” 

            “Here!  Get away.  You’re not allowed in here right now.”

            The clown did a handstand and a cartwheel that took her within arms reach of the guards.  “Have you seen this?”  She whipped out three balls and began to juggle.  One guard stiffened, but the other relaxed, just a little.

            “I’ve seen better than that.”  The first said.

            The clown frowned and added a fourth ball.  When the guard still shook his head, the clown added a fifth.

            “No sale.”  The stiff guard said.

            “What?  I thought that was quite good.”  The other disagreed.        

            The clown stopped juggling and looked so sad for a moment, the guards almost bent to comfort her.  “I know!”  The clown brightened instantly.  “Toss me your knives.”  The guards looked at each other while the clown began again with three balls.  “Just the little ones.”  The clown asked sweetly.  “Please.”  The one who liked the act tossed his over and the clown caught it and began juggling the knife with the balls.

            “Hey!”  The other guard started to admonish his fellow but since nothing seemed to be going on other than juggling, he eventually pulled his own knife.  To be sure, he threw it a little hard, but the clown caught it all the same, and then added more balls until it was five balls again and two knives flying through the air.  Even the skeptic was impressed, and the other guard had is jaw open.

            “That really is excellent.”  He said, right before the two black belts, formerly seventh grade members of the school color guard, jumped down on them from the front porch roof.  If the guards remained conscious for two seconds, that would be giving the guards too much credit.  The guards got tied with the black belts themselves, even if Kate had to expose herself a bit to do it. 

            “Come on, Lucy.”  She said.  “We need your help getting them back to detention.”  The clown did not move.  “It is Lucy isn’t it?”  Kate asked.

            “Clowns don’t have names.”  Lucy decided, but she helped Kate get her prisoner to his feet.  “Mind if I keep the knives?  Sort of a memento.”  The clown asked, but the guard was hardly conscious enough to respond.

                                                            ————

            Up in room 204, the ghoul clicked his nails against his cards.  He was deliberately drawing out the tension, and the Grim Reaper tried to peek.  The ghoul finally spoke, though the other boys could hardly see the smile beneath the mask.  “Go fish.”

            The demon tried to remain calm, taking a moment to adjust his own mask, which kept slipping down into his vision.  Then he pulled out his rubbery-plastic knife and repeatedly stabbed the remaining cards.  Scream and the demon laughed.