What is the worst Random House and Penguin can do? Produce the best seller “Mister Poppers Randoms?”
The news is George Lucas is selling Lucas Films to Disney. Yes, I can see it now:
Jedi jumps out with a blue light saber
The Hulk jumps out with a green light saber
Goofy jumps out with a yellow light saber and accidentally cuts off the Hulk’s arm. “Oops! … Goarsh!” That’s okay, Goofy. For the Hulk that is only a flesh wound.
Darth McDuck dies of laughter while the Disney narrator turns to the dark side …
Loki: “I have an army.”
Iron Man: “We have Ewoks.”
Kingdom Hearts IV will have Death Star land.
Leia and Amidala get added to the Princess collection and laser-blast their rivals.
Finding Nemo will be renamed “Finding Yoda.” Buzz Lightyear will get a starring role in Star Wars VII. And Marry Poppins will join the X-men by virtue of her mutant carpet bag.
Of course. It all makes sense. I can see it all now. What could possibly go wrong?