The Swine Song is from the book 21^st Century Fairy Tales, Nursery Rhymes and Other Atrocities.  If I ever get all the rhymes and tales and such in print, I’ll let you know.

The Swine Song  (Commonly Called Higlty Piglty) 

by BwaHaHa

Higlty  piglty  higlty  pig 

Hoglty  poglty  hog

Again

            Higlty  piglty  higlty  pig

            Hoglty  poglty  hog

And then

Higlty  piglty  higlty  pig 

Hoglty  poglty  hog

Ker-BLAM! 

            Horkety  porkety  horkety  pork

            Hamedy  pamedy  ham